10. I already scored one home run today, want to help me score another?
9. I'd rather be playing with those "cups".
8. Wanna round my bases tonight?
7. I wouldn't stop at 3rd base if I could run home with you.
6. Your pop fly makes my fly pop.
5. I'd like to flip you over the table.
4. I didn't believe there were Angels in the outfield until I saw you play.
3. Were your parents kickball pitchers? Because you have some nice mounds.
2. Nice cleats, wanna f*ck?
1. Want to sign a waiver?
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With thanks to the CA Canyon league for this post.
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"Want to go to PITA PIT?"
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