PAL To Increase Security For Seminoles vs Don't Touch My Balls Game

Tampa, FL - Startling developments today as PAL announced that they will be boosting up security for the much anticipated Seminoles vs Don't Touch My Balls game in week 3. Games between these 2 teams in the past have certainly been intense and the upcoming game looks to be no different as the Seminoles are still searching for their first win of the season.

Last season the teams squared off twice in the regular season with Don't Touch My Balls winning both contests. There were reports of massive looting and rioting after the losses by Seminoles players, unfortunately resulting in damage to many parked cars.

"We want to be sure that nothing like that will happen again", said PAL spokesperson, Justin Case. "Due to the competitive nature of both teams we have decided to increase security and bring in our riot and SWAT police just to make sure nothing gets out of hand."

"In order to maintain the level of security we are looking for, I can't tell you exactly what the plans are for the game," offered SWAT team leader and event coordinator Sgt Jack Tupp. "but we are looking to have a number of SWAT teams with full riot protection, some plain clothed officers to mix in with the crowd and of course we will be employing several snipers set up in various locations around the field. You may not be able to see them but they are there to take out anyone who gets out of control." When asked if the snipers would be using tranquilizers or live amunition Sgt Tupp simply replied, "Next question."

Rumors that one sniper would have his scope targeted in on Seminole Captain, Dale for the whole game could not be confirmed.

Don't Touch My Balls captain, Alex, plans on having practice sessions two times a day leading up to the game. Meanwhile the Seminoles are concentrating on looking for weaknesses in their opponent by studying game film. Seminole captain Dale and co-captains, The Brothers Biard, are also working on their motivational speach to give to their team. It is unclear if Dale will show up in full headdress and weilding a ceremonial spear.

In addition to the increased security, representatives from the Guinness Book of World Records are expected to be on hand as the record for most Man Bunts in one game is expected to be broken. Also expected to be on the field is Joy Kyll, a representative from the Munters Association of America to present an award to the team that munts the most during the game.

The game starts at 7pm on field B. Be sure to get there early to allow yourself time to get through the security check points and pat downs at the gates.