Tuesday night at MacDinton's Seminole Captain, Dale, took on 2 Team Turtlehead players for what he hoped was extended glory after the Seminoles first win of the season earlier in the day against C U Next Tuesday. After Posting a 0-4 start to the season the Seminoles pulled out all the stops in their game to win 1-0. There was hope that the celebration would continue to MacDinton's but sadly only a handful of Seminoles showed up. Dale would not be dissuaded as he claimed that it was actually the best showing at the bar that the Seminoles have had all season.
Dale admited that it had been a long time since he was a part of anything that even resembled a win so he wanted to keep it going in any way he could, patrolling the bar like a vulture looking for a carcass to feast on.
He finally approached Elizabeth from Team Turtlehead and challenged her to a one-on-one flip cup game. The poor girl was no match for the experienced flip cupper who came away from the table shouting, "I'm a winner! I'm a winner!" as if prescribed by a therapist to help deal with issues of not being properly loved as a child.
Soon after, Dale challenged Beau to an arm wrestling match. After about a half hour of deliberation on what the actual rules of the arm wrestling match would be they finally matched up. The first match started as a stale mate until Dale finally jumped from the table and excitedly shouted that Beau's elbow had moved and that he was therefore disqualified. No one in attendence seemed to notice any such thing but Dale was unphased as he continued to celebrate his pseudo victory. They faced off two more times and Beau won both contests.
Though Dale was not victorious in his last 2 arm wrestling contests, those were both after midnight and therefore happened on Wednesday. Mark on your calendar the date of Tuesday, March 18th 2008, as for the first time in a long time Dale was a winner. Congratulations Dale, I am sure your therapist would be proud!
5 comments:
It may appear that Dale and the Seminoles are my favorite target and that may be true but only because I know they are good sports and laugh about it. At least Dale does.
Contrary to popular belief, the Seminoles are decent people. It just sucks that they munt so often.
Damn, not sure what to say here.
1. Liz challenged me. and lost, just like the dude from the orange team.
2. Beau was trained by travelling gypsys in the black art of armwrestling. i never had a chance. hes like a damn ninja.
I had to clarify the story (like it really matters)
Dale, I am a NINJA TURLEHEAD don't you forget it!
Elizabeth, what happened? Karen would have taken him...
Honestly, I don't think anyone was going to be able to beat Dale at flipcup that night. He was on fire!
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