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Friday, April 3, 2009

Week 7 Predictions

Last season I did a lot of predictions before games. This season I forgot. Oops. Oh well, I wasn't very good at determining the outcome anyways. Let's try it again. Here are my predictions for what will happen in week 7.

Smack My Pitch Up vs Quit Yer Pitchin
SMPU has troubles winning when someone on their team celebrates a birthday. This week is Cindy's birthday so SMPU is pretty much screwed. Quit Yer Pitchin will win 4-2 and tequilla shots will be enjoyed by all.

Also Available In Sober vs Id Hit It Again
Traditionally 2 of the most fun teams in the division, though this season both teams have been relatively quiet. Expect to see a few people in costume, though there may not be an actual theme, they just like to wear costumes from time to time. My prediction: going into the bottom of the 5th inning, Id Hit It Again will have a 2 run lead. BJ will give a pep talk to his team and cause them to fall asleep from boredom allowing Also Available in Sober to score at will and win 5-4

Don't Touch Our Balls vs Suck My Kick
Don't Touch Our Balls will have only 4 total people show up but Suck My Kick will allow them to play anyways. That will prove to be a bad mistake and Don't Touch Our Balls will win 837-2 but no one will know any details of the game since it will be played on the Black Hole that is Field C.

All Banged Up vs Anything But Blue Balls
Both of these teams are struggling this season but are quite thankful that BA-52s are in the division. All Banged up has scored 9 of their 10 runs so far this season in the last 2 week (and all 10 in the last 3). Can they keep up their offensive output week? I think so but it won't be enough. Anything But Blue Balls will win 4-3.

BA-52s vs Saved By The Ball
Saved By The Ball has been showing some pretty good defense this season but have struggled scoring many runs. Meanwhile BA-52s are struggling all around but they will somehow find a way to take advantage of rare mistakes by Saved By The Ball and and that crazy Texas orange team will earn their first victory of the season in an upset, 2-1.

Balls N Dolls vs Seminoles
Last but not least, this matchup pits 2 of the most competitive teams in the division against each other. Both teams have excellent offense and defense and argue calls like no other. Prediction: Kim will be hit with the ball and claim the ball never touched her, confusing the refs who will have consumed too many "sports drinks". This will incite a riot, by teams insisting that they know the rules best and PAL will have to come out in SWAT gear and launch tear gas grenades. Final score Seminoles 3 players arrested, Balls N Dolls 2 players arrested. One random fan will be injured in the melee.

1 comment:

Rob said...

Well it wouldnt be the first time the po po had to come break up a Seminoles game.....