Player Profile - Week 8

This is Tiffany. She is single.

I’ve been informed that these are the only two things people care to know about the player profiles. Well, the only two things the dudes care about. So for anyone that wants to know, we’ll continue…

This week’s Player Profile features a member of Anything But Blue Balls – certainly one of the more fun, if erratic, teams in the division. Tiffany plays “all over” for the light blue team, which is now 5-3. Has being called out on the blog in recent weeks forced ABBB to step up their game? If so, could someone PLEASE start calling out Raging Balls?

Tiffany teaches the third grade. She also has an infatuation with mechanical bulls, sings bad karaoke and, admittedly, survives solely on beer. Hopefully she waits until recess to enjoy that last one.

What does Tiffany find to be easier – dealing with third graders or her teammates?

“Third graders,” Tiffany said, without hesitation. I’d tell you who she thought was better at kickball, too, but I hate being repetitive.

Tiffany enjoys her adult sports beverages during the game, but doesn’t let it affect her playing ability – she’s scored twice this year. Her most memorable moment from this season was when a pop fly bounced off of her chest and she ended up catching it from behind. (I’m guessing this was a memorable moment for a number of people who were watching that game.)

To the members of Tech USA - SMPU, don't underestimate Tiffany next week. She may look small, but she packs a punch. Just ask her teammates Jake and John - they still bear the scars of having made fun of her for being a Cowboys fan. Who knows what she's liable to do if you try to score on her.