Crystal Pitcher

Ok so by this time you have probably figured out that kickball is the coolest thing ever. You've probably also figured out that there are some teams that are slightly cooler than others. Well that's why we have the Crystal Pitcher Award. The Crystal Pitcher is probably the most coveted award in the division. Who cares about coming in first place? The Crystal Pitcher is awarded to the team that is the most fun to play, most spirited and shows the best sportsmanship throughout the season as voted by the you, the players, during the playoffs.

Here is the thing, the ballots don't have team colors on them, just team names (since in order to fit the colors on the ballot I would need to use about a 2 font since everyone loves those long damn team names). So if you don't know the names of teams, take a look at the standings and you can figure out who is who.

You can view the division history to see who has won it in the past. By the way, Who's got Asstastic Balls is the latest incarnation of the Id Hit That, Id Hit it Again, I already Hit That Crystal Pitcher Dynasty.

This season we decided to also offer another award. It is the opposite of the Crystal Pitcher in every way. It will be awarded to the team that is the least fun to play, is the biggest pain to deal with and shows the least sportsmanship. this will also not be democratic and will simply be awarded to the team that has the most complaints about them. The award will be called the Seminole Award, in honor of a lifetime achievement by the Seminoles for having other teams hate them. Of course, since the award is named after them they are favorites to win but Suck My Kick is also in the running.

What is the prize for these awards? Crystal Pitcher Winners get the pride of knowing they are loved by all and a beer pitcher. Seminole Award winners get nothing and only shame to comfort themselves.