FL Breaker - New Season

We are back in the swing with things with the new season of the FL Breaker division. Week one has come and gone and man, was there a bunch of excitement. We have some new names and faces, new teams and new t-shirt colors.

I don't have details on all of the games so I won't give a game by game rundown but I will give you a few notes of interest.

Asstastic Balls looked like a bunch of pros in their first game against Baller, I Hardly Know Her.

According to Swamp Balls, the Seminoles are definitely beatable this season. Ironically, the Swamp balls discovered this in a game where they failed to beat the Seminoles.

99 Problems had a pretty much flawless game, except for the fact that team captain, Ty (that's me), tore his calf muscle in the game. Note: if you are going to stretch your shoulders, back, groin, hamstring and quads before a game, try not to forget the calf muscles too. Also, while a pitch might not be one of their problems, forgetfulness is. The poor team in orange left a bunch of t-shirts and one shoe on the field after the game.

Booze on First and Multiple Scorgasms are slow to report scores. You would think one team would be a bit more excited to brag about winning.

Masterbatters and Balls and Dolls both have lots of veteran players with new team names and t-shirt colors.

If you are going to play 99 Problems but a Pitch Ain't One this season, be sure to wear sunglasses. Holy crap that orange is bright.

If you are a guy looking to flirt this season, you are in luck. There are 6 more girls than guys signed up for the season but there are definitely some teams you should take special note of. Booze on First - Black has 18 girls, We've Got The Runs - Carolina Blue has 17 (mostly nurses) and Balls and Dolls - Green has 15. If you are a girl looking to flirt your best options are probably 99 Problems (14 guys and 8 girls) or Seminoles (13 guys and 8 girls). Considering that the Seminoles have a bad rep of not being social at the bar you are probably best sticking with 99 Problems (coincidentally, my team).