Mysteries of the Natural World

Bigfoot: Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, is purportedly an ape-like creature that inhabits forests, mainly in the Pacific Northwest region of North America. Bigfoot is usually described as a large, hairy, bipedal humanoid.
A majority of scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a legitimate animal, in part because some estimate large numbers necessary to maintain a breeding population,. Nevertheless, Bigfoot is one of the more famous examples of a cryptid within cryptozoology and an enduring legend.[1]




Loch Ness Monster: The Loch Ness Monster is a cryptid that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. The most frequent speculation is that the creature represents a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. It is similar to other supposed lake monsters in Scotland and elsewhere, though its description varies from one account to the next.
Popular interest and belief in the animal has fluctuated since it was brought to the world's attention in 1933. Evidence of its existence is anecdotal, with minimal and much-disputed photographic material and sonar readings. The scientific community regards the Loch Ness Monster as a modern-day myth, and explains sightings as a mix of hoaxes and wishful thinking. Despite this, it remains one of the most famous examples of cryptozoology. The legendary monster has been affectionately referred to by the nickname Nessie (Scottish Gaelic: Niseag) since the 1950s. [2]

Sniper Squirrel: Though this cute little critter is rarely seen at the Police Athletic League field, his impact if often felt in the course of kickball play. Rumored to stalk the tree line on Tuesday nights, many believe that this little guy is the reason why so many players tend to trip and fall at key moments in games. Myth states that Sniper Squirrel attended Scout Sniper School with the US Marine Corps in 2003 and he was subsequently sent to Iraq and participated in the second battle of Fallujah. Though official records of Sniper Squirrel are considered top secret by the military, it has been rumored that this master of stealth had 37 confirmed kills during Operation Phantom Fury and was never once even spotted by enemy forces. This streak of good luck ended as the Marines were leaving the city. Sniper Squirrel was almost across the street when he spotted a humvee and quickly decided to cross the street again. A humvee tire almost took his life. After lengthy rehabilitation, Sniper Squirrel is now rumored to be retired in Tampa where he still likes to keep his skills sharp by taking out unsuspecting kickballers. [3]

Seminoles at MacDinton's: Long thought to be a myth, there are now some to claim that photographic evidence can prove that some Seminoles do indeed go to MacDinton's after their games. Lab tests from independent photographic experts has not yet confirmed that the photo has not been doctored. There are many theories as to why the Seminoles do not go to the bar. It is rumored that they prefer to hang out either at Bennigan's in Channelside or Chuck E Cheese's on Dale Mabry. Nonetheless, theories are abound to their motives on being anti-social with the rest of the division. One opposing player player has suggested that perhaps their anti-social behavior stems from their "lack of sex" or that they "are only allowed to have sex with each other, which causes issues within their pack and prevents them from wanting to talk to anyone else". There is another hypothesis. "They all have tiny wieners. You can quote me on that, put it in the blog. Anne from We've Got The Runs says that the Seminoles all have little wieners", said an anonymous source. Regardless of their motivation, the recent, unconfirmed sighting of 4 Seminole players at MacDinton's could signify a breaking from the heard. Rumor has it that they were even seen talking to members of other teams. Next week, MacDinton's will be installing motion activated game cameras at the bar to try to catch definitive proof that the ellusive MacDinton's Seminoles actually do exist. [4]

Which myth is LEAST likely to be true?

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_foot
2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loch_ness_monster
3. Top Secret Government Records
4. Interviews with members of the FL Breaker division