Oslo, Norway - FL Breaker Division team Drunk Again And Looking To Score may not be fairing well on the kickball fields this season but they certainly have been doing quite well off of it as today it was announced that the team will be receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for it's exhaustive charitable work in helping old ladies cross streets, rescuing cats from trees, feeding the homeless and saving babies from burning buildings. 
The Nobel Peace Prize is the second such award for the team who last week was presented the Medal of Freedom by President George W. Bush. "I just want to thank Drunk Again And Looking To Score for being more awesomer than any other kickball team out there. They make me feel all awesome-like. It's times like these that I like being a decider, and today I decided to give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Drunk Again And Looking To Score. God Bless America and God Bless Drunk Again And Looking To Score."Team Captain, James, stated, "I just love the way this team acts. When we are at the flip cup table we use the opportunity together to come up with great ideas of how we can change the world but our inspiration comes from reading the division blog. We read all of those stories and game recaps on there and we just can't help ourselves in wanting to make the world a better place. We haven't performed well on the kickball fields but mostly because we have been so busy with our charitable work. Next week will be tough as I am sure that many of our players will be jet lagged from our upcoming trip to Pyongyang, North Korea to help care for orphans with massive head trauma."
Here is what some people are saying about Drunk Again And Looking to Score:
"Those guys are so hilarious, I just love being around them." - Laura Lynne Hardy
"It's amazing how they can find the time for their charitable work and still have fun." - Len Dehand
"I am really glad they have promised to come help me after that storm destroyed my house." - Rufus Lee King
"Oh, I just love them I love them I love them. They are such rockstars!" - Uma Ghosh
"Enough with Obama, Clinton, or McCain for President. I want to vote for Drunk Again And Looking To Score for President" - Vic Torre
3 comments:
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Seriously...I'm really impressed at your blogging ability Ty...I'm much less impressed at your ability to see lightning 5 feet from the field...but at least you noticed when the transformer blew...or was that just b/c everyone went running and screaming off the field?? Ah well...regardless...nice story. Keep up the great work!
That was a great scene...everyone scattered, soaked.
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