Week 3 Game of the Week: Team Turtlehead vs Where My Pitches At

Tampa, FL - Team Turtlehead had their coming out party last night as they defeated Where My Pitches At 2-1. It was the first official game for Team Turtlehead after both of their first two games resulted in forfeits, one in their favor, one against. It was a major boost to the team as they knocked off the previously undefeated Where My Pitches At.

Prior to the game both team's captains agreed that the game would have no "Seminoles". The captains defined "Seminoles" as man bunts.

Where My Pitches At started things off well by winning the chug off and taking the lead in the bottom of the 1st off of a sacrafice fly. Team Turtlehead battled back to tie the game up at 1 in the second inning as Ms. Hanky knocked in Innapropriate Shit.

The game became a defensive battle. Where My Pitches At 3rd baseman, Josh, played stellar defense and was knicknamed the Great Wall of China by Team Turtlehead. They also complained to the umpires and demanded a steroids test on the Where My Pitches At star after the game.

In the top of the 5th inning the Turtleheads were able to take the lead when Crazy Shit knocked in Luke Dukie. In the bottom of the inning it was all up to the Turtlehead defense to shut down their opponents. With one out in the inning Josh got to the plate and he looked to be Where My Pitches At's best chance to come back in the game. Unfortunately, in Josh's workouts with his trainer, Brian McNamee, this week he worked entirely on defense and not enough on kicking as he fouled out. Team Turtlehead was able to retire the last kicker to hold on to the victory.

Oh, somwhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy for Where My Pitches At - Mighty Josh has fouled out.

Team Turtlehead Captain, Beaux, had this to say after the game, "I just want to thank our Shithead Fans for sticking with us. I know it was hard for them since we hadn't played an official game yet this season but this week we showed the kickball world that we are The Shit! This one is for our Shithead Fans!"

The loss by Where My Pitches At was their first this season and it leaves Don't Touch My Balls as the only undefeated team left in the division. Those two will face off against each other next week. Meanwhile Team Turtlehead will square off against Drunk Again And Looking To Score in a game that is sure to be a lot of fun.