Tampa, FL - Those who stuck around late last night at MacDinton's were witness to one of the greatest performances ever in the history of karaoke as Wes and Mike from Drunk Again And Scoring did an amazing rendition of "The Humpty Dance". The crowd was in desperate need of a knock out performance after the DJ had botched their earlier song by giving them the wrong song to sing. Fans of Wes and Mike were hungry for their heroes to take the stage again after suffering through some interesting drunken renditions of songs by I'd Hit It. The crowd went wild as Wes and Mike took the stage once more. Wes did his best Shock G impression as Mike seemed to be summoning the spirit of a young Tupac Shakur with his dancing and backup vocals.
Wes's act was so incredible that he only limited himself to half of the lyrics and made up some of his own, knowing that giving the crowd the whole song would certainly set off riots of mass hysteria from the sheer excitement of their brilliant performance. At one point, Wes could see the rambunctious crowd grow with excitement and for safety reasons decided to walk off stage."The crowd was pretty pumped up by my performance. I'm pretty sure that if I had continued the whole house would have come down. I'd hate to see that happen and have no where to drink after kickball games so I decided it was best to just end it and not jeopardize the safety of everyone there" stated Wes.
"Uh!... Yeah Yeah!... What?" stated Mike.
This was just the latest in an incredible string of outstanding performances by the dynamic duo. Be sure to catch them next week after the kickball games where team Smack My Pitch Up also hopes to do an entire team performance of "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy (if the DJ can find the song). You can only catch that sort of excitement at MacDinton's after the games.
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I have included the full lyrics to Humpty Dance for those with any interest (including Wes who might want to learn them before next time):
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
By comparison, the lyrics for Smack My Bitch Up are:
Change my pitch up
Smack my bitch up
repeated over and over. We should be able to handle that, right?
Next year the " Drunk and Looking to score team" should just change their name to the "Wes and Mike show". The duo make for lot's of drunken entertainment. Mike's rendition of the " Humpty Dance" brought down the house.
I can't believe I missed it! I will never miss a MacDinton's Tuesday again!!!!!!!!
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