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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
This Week's Chuck Norris Awards
This week we will be renaming our MVP awards the Chuck Norris awards because we played kickball on Chuck Norris's 69th Birthday. So who was your team's Chuck Norris this week? While you are at it, post your favorite Chuck Norris joke.
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Chuck Norris turned 69... in human years
In a fight between Darth Vader and Batman, the winner would be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep everynight, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The great wall of China was originally built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
I will nominate Kat from the SemiNoles because she had an amazing Bionic Woman like pop-fly catch at second base.
...Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
I nominate Sean from BA-52s (yes - we actually make plays from time to time) for a backwards somersault catch in left field.
I nominate Matt W. on Anyhting but Blue Balls...wherever the ball is, he is involved somehow...
I think one game he even made all 3 outs in one inning. That takes Blue Ball skills.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't lift himself up...he pushes the Earth down!
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