Week 6 Predictions

Week 6 is here. Holy crap! Can you believe it's already week 6? Here are my lousy predictions for week 6.

We've Got The Runs vs Tech USA - Where My Pitches At on field A
Don't expect this game to be a barn burner as neither team has been terribly successful in scoring, (yes Anne, I know you guys scored 2 last week). Here is the way this one will go down. It will be a tightly contested game until the 4th inning. At that point Anne will break out her reportedly delicious homemade chicken nuggets for her team who will become distracted and give up 3 easy runs. Prediction: Tech USA - Where My Pitches at will win 5-2

The Balled and the Beautiful vs Your Mom Makes a Dry Roast on field B
This won't be the most exciting game ever. Neither team is competing for the regular season championship and the way that Raging Balls and Ball Kickers are playing both teams should be safe from being in the bottom of the pack. This may be the least interesting kickball game of all time. Prediction: does anyone really care?

Quit Yer Pitchin vs I Already Hit That on field CThis game could be interesting considering the theme of the week is Urban Ninjas. What the F*** is an urban ninja? Its getting dressed up like your surroundings so you blend in. That could prove an advantage to I Already Hit That who always gets dress up. Why is that? Because Quit Yer pitchin will think they are kicking the ball into an empty field and all of a sudden that patch of grass will pop up and lo and behold, it's Erik making a fantastic catch. Prediction: I Already Hit That pulls of the upset and wins 3-2

Suck My Kick vs Vicious and Delicious on field D
This game could be the most interesting game of the week. These two teams are poised to to take advantage of any mistakes from the Seminoles or Don't Touch Our Balls. The survivor of this game may have a shot at the regular season championship. Prediction: Vicious and Delicious wins 1-0

New Kicks On The Block vs Ballkickers on field A

New Kicks On The Block likes to beat up on defenseless teams and just run up the score. They also like stealing candy from children, stealing food from homeless shelters and kicking old women in the shins. Prediction: New Kicks On The Block will embarrass themselves by running up the score 583-0

Raging Balls vs Don't Touch Our Balls on field B
Earlier in the season, Don't Touch Our Balls was caught arguing about physics in their game against the Seminoles. Meanwhile, the Raging Balls had a hard time counting to 3. That has changed as since Heidi came in to take the reigns as team captain. She has hired tutors for the Raging Balls and they are now studying advanced calculus. Prediction: Don't Touch Our Balls π Raging Balls φ

Seminoles vs Anything But Blue Balls on field C
Rumor has it that Anything But Blue Balls is a little pissed off about their loss last week. I fully expect them to show up with torches and pitchforks ready to topple over anyone who gets in their way this week. Unfortunately for them that group standing in their way is the Seminoles, with their ceremonial spears. Prediction: Seminoles win 3-0

Kick In A Box vs Bull Gators on field D
Kick In A Box wants to prove their one win this season wasn't a fluke. Unfortunately that one win came at the expense of Raging Balls so it wasn't so much a fluke as it was more of an inevitability. This week Kick In A Box might actually get their fluke. Prediction: Kick In A Box wins 2-0