This is Mike Fera. But don't call him Mike. He won't answer to it. In fact, he won't answer to anything. He asks the questions, not you. Fera wasn’t born. Fera “just came into existence.” Most sentences involving Fera need only pair his name with a present-tense verb. But here are some interesting facts about this blue-shoed wonder:
Fera had the idea for “Avatar.” And “Dances with Wolves.” And “Last of the Mohicans.” Sense a trend here?
Every Wikipedia citation inevitably leads back to Fera.
Before meeting Fera, Neil Patrick Harris was straight.
They say you can’t choose your family, but Fera did.
Fera looked at the Large Hadron Collider and said, "You call that large?"
Fera once had a girlfriend for three months. Subsequently, his only shortcoming is that he’s unable to circumvent the witness protection program.
Fera came up with the idea for Scientology but mistakenly thought, “No one’s gonna buy this shit.”
Fera is suing Roget’s Thesaurus for not having his name as a synonym for ‘epic.’
Fera cannot stress this enough – keep the ball on the ground.
Fera is single. VERY single. So if you’re interested, ask Fera about his “Homeless Man’s Choice” date proposition. You won’t be disappointed. But you may end up incarcerated.
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